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   How does the man in  
the moon get a haircut?  
                                
  I didn't receive any responses
to an answer for this riddle.....
Come on, I know you can do it.  Give up?  the answer is
"Eclipse"

Here's another one: 
Why do people in Ireland take their money to the bank?		 Jed : "Do you like raisin bread?" 
Charles:  "Don't know, never raised any!"


What did the plow say to the tractor?
Come a little closer, John Deere, and we'll be hitched!"
Two boll weevils grew up in
South Carolina.   
One went to Hollywood and became a  famous actor. 
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, was...  "the lesser of two weevils."

                       
A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked what his rates were. 
"$50 for 3 questions," said the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," replied the lawyer, "and what is your 3rd question?"






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